c3rvida3:

c3rvida3:

c3rvida3:

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Really great texts suggestions in the middle of my conversation about Matthew Lillard.

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Bonus emojis it wanted me to send during the same conversation.

My phone may be haunted.

prime-tiktoks:

tekkengundamdykefag:

jame7t:

they’re making a special website just for people who are kittypilled ^_^

[Researcher 1] It made a post again what do we do

[Researcher 2] The Admiral said we have to kill it if it throbs. Did it throb?

[Researcher 1] I don’t know. I want to shoot it

[Researcher 3] Use a Hollow Point round.

goodbyecharmcity:

mayoryon:

I never did get to show her…

This is the saddest post on tumblr

huffylemon:

systemdeez:

Completely inactionable fetishes are so funny to me. “I wanna be a robot girl and I want you to install a virus on me.” Like okay good luck with that.

escuerzoresucitado:

bibleofficial:

i’m sorry but this is 1 of the funniest spam texts i’ve gotten

cookiecobwebs:

Disco Elysium lines that haunt me #7

[image description: A screenshot of a line of dialogue from the video game Disco Elysium. It reads: Ancient Reptilian Brain - Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem – no one’s watching. It’s boring, buddy, boring as death.

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karinzany:

The Commander’s Silly Rabbit

punkitt-is-here:

jakethesequel:

punkitt-is-here:

element of honesty

Honestly i simply don’t believe a farm girl wouldn’t say oh damn cool. Watching animals do shit is like television on a farm

kuroi-susumu:

サザレ

isaywynaut:

jaubaius:

Luvly conversation. :) ….unmute

They sound like animal crossing villagers omg

quasi-normalcy:

communistkenobi:

i understand you guys now. like i get it

I feel like this is even better when you know that the context is that they’ve just seem three spectral hags emerge from the fog to recite a prophecy of doom that mentions Captain Kirk by name.

huffylemon: